Wednesday WTF: Rachel Ray

What the hell is wrong with Rachel Ray?

Seriously?! o.0

A bit ago I saw this post where a blogger has asked people to name their least favorite culinary words. Quite a few of the words people have shared are words dubbed by that nutty ass banshee Rachel Ray. I have to agree with the sentiment.

She freaking creeps me out!

She has creeped me out for years. Rendogg and I have joked for years about how scary she is. Her face was on a box of crackers we were enjoying with wine one night. That of course lead to an endless game of "You Secretly Love Rachel Ray", because I'm all of twelve deep down.

He is so gonna marry her someday and make creepy babies who don't speak English but speak in Rachel Ray talk.

:P

(Just kidding Rendogg I know you'd slit your own throat before enduring that hardship.)

Part of the problem is that she seems to be everywhere. It's really disturbing. You can't go into any store that sells books, food or food preparation items without getting smacked upside the head with her fake ass smile.

I just want to smack her and tell her to knock it off. You don't have to be a robot and not everyone has to love you.

You would think by now that she would come to terms with that last bit. Feh.

And now a list of terms I hate to hear thanks to Rachel Ray.

EVOO - Just call it fucking Olive Oil you ridiculous twit!

Yum-O - Stop fucking up decent slang by talking that way on television.

Anytime she has ever referred to using turkey instead of some other meat as figure friendly and then proclaim you can eat twice as much with that trade. o.0

Same goes when she calls certain foods man friendly or women friendly. - I never knew having a penis or a vagina made certain foods taste better to the sexes. Freaking Nut.

Stoup - It's supposed to mean Stew/Soup, but to me it sounds like Stool Sample/Poop - dear god if anyone ever tries to serve me stoup I'm punching them and running away. And vomiting. *gag*

Sammies - This has irritated me for a lot longer than I knew about the horror that is Rachel Ray. Though she has added a layer of disgust to it that makes it even more unpalatable. (Though the slang of Sandy to mean sandwich is fine. Mainly because I tend to mistype sandwich. Cause my brain doesn't work all the time.... o.0)

I'm also not all that sure she is human. (not that humans are all that great) I think she might be some weird ass alien reptile who killed some poor person and is living inside the corpse. Not a commentary on her appearance, but on her eyes and mannerism. That ain't natural. o.0

The word Foodie also creeps me out, but that's not just a Rachel Ray complaint.

So that is something that makes me say What The Fuck this Wednesday without being personally offensive to anyone.

Though trust me there is a lot more WTF to go around than what I've shared here.

In other news I had a sock in my purse and somehow one of the needles got pulled and now I have a major dropped stitch situation going on over here. o.0 WTF?!

I have a lot of wine here so it's going to be okay.

Just keep drinking, Just keep drinking, Just keep drinking... / Nemo

More on real stuff soon. ;)

Comments

[Nora]

Hate her like poison. She did get somewhat of a comeuppance when her husband totally whacked out on her, but not enough to make me tolerate her.

xo

[Carrie]

EW. Where the hell did she come from, and why won't she go away? Does she actually pronounce it eee-vooo? Cuz I might have to punch something.
Gah.
She even shows up in my SPAM.

[Olga]

Hi!
Glad my post inspired you to let everyone know how you feel about RR :)
This was a fun read!

[nestra]

And to add to her evilness.... on her $40 dollar a day show she accomplished spending only her allotted $40 by tipping about 10%. Servers LIVE on their tips!

That was enough to make me hate her even if I didn't think she was a fembot.

[Stacey]

I'm with ya sister! :D Although I've used yummo and sammy for years - before RR. I can't have a conversation with some people without them practically vomiting. /sigh

Happy Thursday Otter... good to see you're still alive and not in jail. O.o
xoxo

[ewe-niss]

I have been asking/begging for her 15 minutes of fame to be over for quite some time. I thought it was just me.

[Account Deleted]

Heh :) She wasn't so annoying when she first hit TV, but it's like her quirks massively intensified to this point where she is a caricature of herself.

The same thing happened with Giada de Laurentis. She was likeable enough her first season and then suddenly they're like, "We should exploit her tits!" and now that's all you see when she's bending over to chop something.

[Cookie]

Who let that woman on television in the first place?! They should be doing time for exposing the American people to that nightmare. Like we haven't suffered enough.

Yeesh!

[beverly]

I want to kick her perky, robotic ass. While I teach her how to say olive oil, by the way!

[Opal]

I avoid cooking shows like the plague, so my exposure to RR has been minimal. From what little I've seen of her? She one scary chick.