What the hell is wrong with Rachel Ray?
A bit ago I saw this post where a blogger has asked people to name their least favorite culinary words. Quite a few of the words people have shared are words dubbed by that nutty ass banshee Rachel Ray. I have to agree with the sentiment.
She freaking creeps me out!
She has creeped me out for years. Rendogg and I have joked for years about how scary she is. Her face was on a box of crackers we were enjoying with wine one night. That of course lead to an endless game of "You Secretly Love Rachel Ray", because I'm all of twelve deep down.
He is so gonna marry her someday and make creepy babies who don't speak English but speak in Rachel Ray talk.
(Just kidding Rendogg I know you'd slit your own throat before enduring that hardship.)
Part of the problem is that she seems to be everywhere. It's really disturbing. You can't go into any store that sells books, food or food preparation items without getting smacked upside the head with her fake ass smile.
I just want to smack her and tell her to knock it off. You don't have to be a robot and not everyone has to love you.
You would think by now that she would come to terms with that last bit. Feh.
And now a list of terms I hate to hear thanks to Rachel Ray.
EVOO - Just call it fucking Olive Oil you ridiculous twit!
Yum-O - Stop fucking up decent slang by talking that way on television.
Anytime she has ever referred to using turkey instead of some other meat as figure friendly and then proclaim you can eat twice as much with that trade. o.0
Same goes when she calls certain foods man friendly or women friendly. - I never knew having a penis or a vagina made certain foods taste better to the sexes. Freaking Nut.
Stoup - It's supposed to mean Stew/Soup, but to me it sounds like Stool Sample/Poop - dear god if anyone ever tries to serve me stoup I'm punching them and running away. And vomiting. *gag*
Sammies - This has irritated me for a lot longer than I knew about the horror that is Rachel Ray. Though she has added a layer of disgust to it that makes it even more unpalatable. (Though the slang of Sandy to mean sandwich is fine. Mainly because I tend to mistype sandwich. Cause my brain doesn't work all the time.... o.0)
I'm also not all that sure she is human. (not that humans are all that great) I think she might be some weird ass alien reptile who killed some poor person and is living inside the corpse. Not a commentary on her appearance, but on her eyes and mannerism. That ain't natural. o.0
The word Foodie also creeps me out, but that's not just a Rachel Ray complaint.
So that is something that makes me say What The Fuck this Wednesday without being personally offensive to anyone.
Though trust me there is a lot more WTF to go around than what I've shared here.
In other news I had a sock in my purse and somehow one of the needles got pulled and now I have a major dropped stitch situation going on over here. o.0 WTF?!
I have a lot of wine here so it's going to be okay.
Just keep drinking, Just keep drinking, Just keep drinking... / Nemo
More on real stuff soon. ;)